What's the most sinister looking car you'd like to drive?

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11/27/2013 at 17:29 • Filed to: Question of the evening

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There's something about this Caddie that makes it seem both elegant and menacing at the same time.

Also, a black Charger is about as evil as it gets. Even Hollywood agrees.

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DISCUSSION (59)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:32

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ZiL Limo concept. Seriously, who would mess with you?

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a. Russian

b. Putin

C. Seriously? look at the thing.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:32

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Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > HammerheadFistpunch
11/27/2013 at 17:33

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That looks amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:36

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There is something mean about the Opel Admiral B..

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:37

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THIS. I can't find a pic of it right now, but RoadKill is doing a video on a ratted out Charger that looks EXACTLY like the one I want.


Kinja'd!!! lepie > Hoccy
11/27/2013 at 17:38

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Very pretty.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Takuro Spirit
11/27/2013 at 17:40

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I eagerly await that episode.


Kinja'd!!! soulpunx > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:41

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An Alfa Romeo Montreal!

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Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:43

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I present a different take on sinister. The raw carbon melt your face off kind.

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Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:43

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What's more sinister than the fucking Batman Tumbler?


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > soulpunx
11/27/2013 at 17:44

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I love that scowl.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:44

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or perhaps

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Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:44

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Either an incredibly nefarious-looking '61 Fury:

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Or a '70 Ranchero GT:

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Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > TheJWT
11/27/2013 at 17:45

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All delightfully evil.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
11/27/2013 at 17:46

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Dat Ranchero


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:46

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I'll beat you in a street race and still have room in my trunk for your entire family


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:46

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Oh, please. Chrysler Imperial. In black. Below is one decidedly not in black.

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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 17:52

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Every Imperial Ever Made (Before 1974), especially the Limousines, but the coupes were pretty nasty too.

1926-1931

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1931-1933

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1934-1936

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1937-1939

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1940-1948

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1949-1954

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1955-1956

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1957-1966

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1967-68

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1969-1974

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > TheJWT
11/27/2013 at 18:11

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GNX all day!! That is 2nded and 3rded and 4thed etc.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:17

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I'll cheat and add the.most sinister car I have driven (or at least ridden in). My HS had a 1973 Ford LTD coupe, 429, acres of hood, in black. Lovingly referred to as the Bluesmobile... 85 on back roads effortlessly, could fit the entire tennis team, was jumped once by a faculty.member who caught air off a hump in the road, then went back to hit it a 2nd time. Yes, while driving a couple of students...

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Kinja'd!!! Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:32

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Ralph Gilles knows how to make some mean ass looking cars. Also;

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Granted I think S4s are hideous, but still look intimidating as hell.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:36

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Hang on, is creepy the same as sinister?


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:44

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Anyway, is this even a question?

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By the way, it's really hard to find pictures of the real thing, not bad replicas.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:46

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Very few cars manage to look this sinister in profile:

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Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:48

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This thing was on Big Muscle a while back and is completely awesome too:


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 18:50

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Christine

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This little number

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And Musto's Charger Daytona


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > davedave1111
11/27/2013 at 19:13

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One of my favorites. Grim Reaper's weekend cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > davedave1111
11/27/2013 at 19:15

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Sinister would be evil or malevolent but I'll allow this, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:21

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Sagaris! It's staring into my soul

Also...

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Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Sn210
11/27/2013 at 19:23

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I've always loved TVR. Those things are batshit insane.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:25

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16 more years! (And 1 month)


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:27

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Nah, he drives a Fiat Panda - he doesn't need the car to be sinister...

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Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
11/27/2013 at 19:28

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This Fury and the Peterbilt in Duel. Sinister!!!


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:29

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Well, it has evil oozing out of every pore as far as I'm concerned. It's more Norman Bates sinister than most things here, but it's still coming to kill you.


Kinja'd!!! Shooltzie > JGrabowMSt
11/27/2013 at 19:44

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God damn I love that challenger.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:45

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Definitely this. People will think I'm ex-KGB.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
11/27/2013 at 19:50

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Come in comrade , have a seat.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:51

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Oh, and 1964 Riviera:


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > davedave1111
11/27/2013 at 19:52

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Definitely.


Kinja'd!!! Shooltzie > TheJWT
11/27/2013 at 19:53

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The GNX is evil. Hell, all the G-body cars just have that look to them that just makes them look like the bad guy's car.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > leicester
11/27/2013 at 19:56

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That looks properly evil.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Shooltzie
11/27/2013 at 19:57

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http://theawesomer.com/cult-energy-ch…


Kinja'd!!! zadtheinhaler > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 19:57

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Early '60's Lincoln, Black pearl paint, slightly lowered with period correct steelies and whitewall tires.

Big and easy-revving engine, but not loud - nice and quiet exhaust makes for a more imposing entrance/exit/approach.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 20:25

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What's even more scary is that this thing doesn't even exist.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 20:36

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No car is more sinister looking than a 1932 Bucciali TAV-12 Saoutchik.

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Or Führer's chariot, Mercedes 770 Großer.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
11/27/2013 at 20:47

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Both look absolutely fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 20:57

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In Time Lincoln Contis

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E28 BMW

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And most of all…the Count Trossi Mercedes

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Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/27/2013 at 20:59

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Indeed. My third option would've been a 1936 Mercedes 540K Autobahnkurier, but it's not as sinister as the others.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
11/28/2013 at 02:33

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Damn baby, why you so mean?

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Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > davedave1111
12/02/2013 at 17:42

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I would fear the super villain that shows up in that.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
12/02/2013 at 18:02

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Heh, easy...


Kinja'd!!! bandi53 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
12/02/2013 at 20:50

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Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > bandi53
12/02/2013 at 20:55

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Excellent choice!


Kinja'd!!! PDM33 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
12/03/2013 at 07:31

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Dream car (one of many)

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Kinja'd!!! nellydesign > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
12/03/2013 at 09:33

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That Pantera put on its angry eyes!


Kinja'd!!! The Ogre > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
12/03/2013 at 13:06

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Most sinister? This one:

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Kinja'd!!! degas93 > davedave1111
12/27/2013 at 16:01

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wtf is that??Ive seen a lot in Knightsbridge(elite RE place in London) I always wondered wtf :D


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > degas93
12/27/2013 at 18:47

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It's a Nissan Figaro - basically a nineties Micra in a retro-styled dress. I really hate them, particularly because they have a fanbase large enough that they sell for ridiculous money - upwards of £10k for a 100k miler.

P.S. Check the post dates :)


Kinja'd!!! James Harris > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
10/06/2014 at 10:44

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This evil beauty. I have s thing about these Buicks: http://garglinggas.com/2013/11/15/lov…